Ēji Mididï-mïn ([root words not on file] [Translation Unavailable]) is a temperate Metropolis located in the Qovuzeta Forest of the forest.
The name Ēji Mididï-mïn is derived from the Gnollish language, as Ēji Mididï-mïn was founded by Courtney vyim Yuvnoyutsɪxt vyim Rolɑrtɑeplə˞rd vyim Yuvnotræ̝rg vyim Yuvnoyutsɪxt vyim Glə˞ʤine vyim Rovuldyutsɪxt vyim Fɪgsegraɑgki vyim Roxlendyutsɪxt vyim Yuvnonreys vyim Yuvnonreys, who was culturaly Gnollish.
Climate
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a yearly average temperature of 21°C (69°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a pleasant 23°C (73°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 19°C (66°F). Ēji Mididï-mïn receives an average of 294 cm/y (115 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the spring. Ēji Mididï-mïn covers an area of nearly 749 km2 (299 mi2), and an average elevation of 32 m (104 ft) above sea level.
Overview
Ēji Mididï-mïn was founded durring the early 14th century in spring of the year 1307, by Courtney vyim Yuvnoyutsɪxt vyim Rolɑrtɑeplə˞rd vyim Yuvnotræ̝rg vyim Yuvnoyutsɪxt vyim Glə˞ʤine vyim Rovuldyutsɪxt vyim Fɪgsegraɑgki vyim Roxlendyutsɪxt vyim Yuvnonreys vyim Yuvnonreys. The establishment of Ēji Mididï-mïn was somewhat plagued by a lack of willing colonists, leading to Courtney vyim Yuvnoyutsɪxt vyim Rolɑrtɑeplə˞rd vyim Yuvnotræ̝rg vyim Yuvnoyutsɪxt vyim Glə˞ʤine vyim Rovuldyutsɪxt vyim Fɪgsegraɑgki vyim Roxlendyutsɪxt vyim Yuvnonreys vyim Yuvnonreys electing to pay people to resettle in Ēji Mididï-mïn.
Ēji Mididï-mïn was built using the conventions of Gnollish durring the early 14th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Ēji Mididï-mïn is no diffrent. The metropolis's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.
Ēji Mididï-mïn is buildings are arranged arround a network of narrow canals streets which form a diagonal shaped grid, where each square verries in size given the proximity of the paralell streets forming each section. The ocasional smaller square has been used to construct a park, plaza, and other communal structures. The lakeside metropolis rests behind the absurdity that is a thick, timber braced, wall made of clay bricks. While visualy impressive and certainly an astetic, Ēji Mididï-mïn's wall provides no actual defence against siege equipment due to the choice of its cosntruction materials. Even nonexperts can tell the town is trying to impress rather than defend with its walls, towers, and gatehouses. Though admittedly, they do look nice... To primitive tribals who have never seen fortifications before. Ēji Mididï-mïn's political statment focused walls are suffering from significent damage, so much so that examples can be pointed to no matter which section one might have within their line of site, and most of which render sections inoperable at present.
Ēji Mididï-mïn is not quite well. Something happened here, perhapse recently, perhapse long ago. Whatever it was, it settled into the very soul of the metropolis like a festering wound. The people go about their day well enough, but there’s a tention in the air you can cut with a knife.
Civic Infrastructure
Ēji Mididï-mïn possesses a Aethary Link for its accademic, government, and financial institutions. Public Aethary access is available through one or more of these intitutions.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Ēji Mididï-mïn. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Ēji Mididï-mïn's parks.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Ēji Mididï-mïn.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Ēji Mididï-mïn's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has an Arts Academy which provides higher education in many fields including math, language arts, philosophy, engineering, and other such disciplines.
Ēji Mididï-mïn possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Metropolis. Ēji Mididï-mïn's grid is powered by an arcane means.
Ēji Mididï-mïn's old civil lighting system was converted to Galvanic Lamps recently, and expanded to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a first rate hospital which caters to anyone in need of long term medical care.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a library, which keeps a large collection of books, scrolls, and archives all manner of physical items. While not open to the public, the librarians and scholars employed by the library will assist anyone with their research needs, and wealthy individuals can purchase membership to access the library's materials themselves. In spite of being generally closed to the public, the library has a room with several Aether Linked devices available to the public during business hours.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Ēji Mididï-mïn's natural decorations nor waterways.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.
Ēji Mididï-mïn has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.
Ēji Mididï-mïn is home to a University which provides higher education in a variety of fields, and also serves as a research institute for those same fields.
Cultural Notes
Ēji Mididï-mïn's bank was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is admittedly strange and non-linear style rooted in defiance of symmetrical shapes. It championed the creation of buildings with a unique visual appearance. the structural norms of classic buildings and deforms or moves away from elementary architectural principles. By including non-linear designs processed into its buildings and favoring fragmentation, this style expressed a form of controlled chaos. Its buildings appear out-of-the-ordinary, draw the eye in immediately and sometimes create a feeling of strangeness. These distorted shapes and structure are not reserved to the building’s outer facade, they destabilize interior elements too, favoring minimalism and play on people’s perceptions by injecting a futuristic touch.
Ēji Mididï-mïn's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in spring and involves orgies to channel Elven High Magic energies of tier 3 via oratory performances.
Economy
The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Eyom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.
Agriculture
Dairy Farmers: 6214
Farmers: 10668
Farm Laborer: 18826
Hunters: 12309
Milk Maids: 7620
Ranchers: 4354
Ranch Hands: 8768
Shepherds: 8422
Farmland: 77025 m2
Cattle and Similar Creatures: 800119
Poultry: 9601428
Swine: 640095
Sheep: 32004
Goats: 6400
Horses, Mounts, and Beasts of Burden: 320047
Craftsmen
Arms and Toolmakers: 6667
Blacksmiths: 7620
Bookbinders: 4103
Buckle-makers: 4156
Cabinetmakers: 6957
Candlemakers: 10668
Carpenters: 9553
Clothmakers: 8649
Coach and Harness Makers: 3478
Coopers: 8206
Copper, Brass, Tin, Zinc, and Lead Workers: 4672
Copyists: 3077
Cutlers: 2645
Fabricworkers: 7273
Farrier: 18288
Furriers: 2119
Glassworkers: 10668
Gunsmiths: 6882
Harness-Makers: 3077
Hatters: 6337
Hosiery Workers: 2253
Jewelers: 3721
Leatherwrights: 8206
Locksmiths: 3299
Matchstick makers: 4776
Musical Instrument Makers: 4706
Painters, Structures and Fixtures: 4000
Paper Workers: 4445
Plasterers: 4324
Pursemakers: 5334
Roofers: 3299
Ropemakers: 3200
Rugmakers: 3048
Saddlers: 5715
Scabbardmakers: 6214
Scalemakers: 3441
Scientific, Surgical, and Optical Instrument Makers: 2078
Sculptors, Structures and Fixtures: 3107
Shoemakers: 3048
Soap and Tallow Workers: 9553
Tailors: 18288
Tanners: 4000
Upholsterers: 4572
Watchmakers: 4706
Weavers: 9698
Whitesmiths: 2540
Merchants
Adventuring Goods Retellers: 2192
Arcana Sellers: 2286
Beer-Sellers: 4507
Booksellers: 4923
Butchers: 9144
Chandlers: 8890
Chicken Butchers: 9015
Entrepreneurs: 3351
Fine Clothiers: 7442
Fishmongers: 7806
Florists: 1963
Potion Sellers: 5424
Resellers: 13335
Spice Merchants: 4324
Wine-sellers: 6667
Wheelwright: 5246
Woodsellers: 3048
Service workers
Bakers: 16844
Barbers: 13619
Coachmen: 4572
Cooks: 13915
Doctors: 6598
Gamekeepers: 4849
Grooms: 2759
Hairdressers: 11853
Healers: 8768
Housekeepers: 10001
Housemaids: 18826
House Stewards: 9698
Inns: 3077
Laundry maids: 6275
Maidservants: 11036
Nursery Maids: 6038
Pastrycooks: 10668
Restaurateur: 11853
Tavern Keepers: 13915
Specialized Laborer
Ashworkers: 4672
Bleachers: 2991
Chemical Workers: 1808
Coal Heavers: 7112
In-Town Couriers: 7273
Long Haul Couriers: 7273
Dockyard Workers: 6667
Gas Workers: 1576
Hay Merchants: 2689
Leech Collectors: 8312
Millers: 7112
Miners: 6531
Oilmen and Polishers: 5000
Postmen: 7273
Pure Finder: 4183
Skinners: 9413
Sugar Refiners: 1860
Tosher: 4923
Warehousemen: 11036
Watercarriers: 6737
Watermen, Bargemen, etc.: 9144
Skilled Laborers
Accountants: 4025
Alchemist: 4539
Clerk: 6400
Dentists: 3232
Educators: 9276
Engineers: 4507
Gardeners: 3299
Mages: 2370
Plumbers: 3299
Pharmacist: 3855
Professors: 1416
Scientists: 2353
Wizards: 1416
Civil Servants
Adventurers: 3077
Bankers: 4414
Civil Clerks: 7273
Civic Iudex: 3636
Consultants: 2091
Exorcist: 7273
Fixers: 3678
Kami Clerk: 6214
Landlords: 5766
Lawyers: 4239
Legend Keepers: 5518
Militia Officers: 24619
Monks, Monastic: 9144
Monks, Civic: 9698
Historian, Oral: 7112
Historian, Textual: 3951
Policemen, Sheriffs, etc.: 6957
Priests: 12801
Rangers: 4211
Rat Catchers: 4812
Scholars: 4923
Spiritualist: 5715
Slayers: 1844
Storytellers: 11638
Military Officers: 10001
Cottage Industries
Brewers: 9698
Comfort Services: 11853
Enchanters: 3678
Herbalists: 3596
Jaminators: 9698
Needleworkers: 11430
Potters: 5614
Preserve Makers: 9413
Quilters: 4706
Seamsters: 16844
Spinners: 8206
Tinker: 3596
Weaver: 8649
Artists
Actors: 3478
Architects: 1260
Bards: 5000
Costumers: 1939
Dancers: 3903
Drafters: 2064
Engravers: 2581
Fine Furniture Carpenters: 1600
Glaziers: 3441
Inlayers: 3077
Musicians: 9144
Painters, Art: 1649
Playwrights: 3368
Sculptors, Art: 2807
Wood Carvers: 11036
Writers: 10001
Produce Industries
Butter Churners: 10324
Canners: 9413
Cheesmakers: 9698
Ice Merchants: 1416
Millers: 6275
Picklers: 5080
Smokers: 3951
Stockmakers: 3478
Tobacconists: 5080
Tallowmakers: 7620
1202201 of Ēji Mididï-mïn's population work within a Foundational Occupation.
70967 work in Agriculture
266666 work as Craftsmen
99563 work as Merchants
185164 work as Service Workers
123585 work as General Laborers
49987 work as Skilled Laborers
170605 work as Civil Servants
106981 work in Cottage Industries
66348 work as Artists
62335 work in Produce Industries
2171733 of Ēji Mididï-mïn's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. -173458 (8%) are noncontributers.
Points of Interest
Ēji Mididï-mïn is known for its unusual rock formations.
POI
History
Almost every community has some problem with bandits and highwaymen, but Ēji Mididï-mïn is seriously plagued with raiders. One or more groups of persistent plunderers are hitting the community repeatedly, and they lack the necessary resources to fend them off or protect all their holdings.
In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century a local hero by the name of killed a tyrannical who had controlled Ēji Mididï-mïn for years. Ēji Mididï-mïn's militia's elite squad is named after .